ROFL How about *this* one???
The healthy 90-year-olds at the retirement hotel in Miami Beach find they are growing very fond of each other. So naturally they begin discussing marriage. She says "I hope you don't mind, but I need to ask you a few questions before we make any commitments." He says "Fine, what would you like to know?" She asks, "So how's by you mit da politics?" So, they discuss their views on politics. She then asks, "So how's by you mit da money?" And they talk about their financial situations. Then she asks, "And if you'll pardon me asking, how's by you mit da sex?" He answers "Infrequently." She replies, is that one woid or two?? <bada-bing> -Ben -----Original Message----- From: Erika L. Walker-Arnold [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, January 14, 2002 9:07 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Life after 90 (was RE: Actor Joke) How about this one??? Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a senior citizen's residence. They met one day in the social center, and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening and afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course, and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the feathers. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts. Claude was thinking: "If I'd have known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler." ! Maude was thinking: "If I'd have known he could still get it up, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.. Erika ----------------------------------------------------- ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
