ROTFL : )
>How about this one??? > > > >Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a senior citizen's residence. They met >one day in the social center, and discovered over time that they enjoyed >each other's company. > >After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner >and she accepted. They had a lovely evening and afterward, Claude asked >Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink. > >Things continued along a natural course, and age being no inhibitor, Maude >soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the feathers. As they were >basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a >time in their own thoughts. > >Claude was thinking: "If I'd have known she was a virgin, I'd have been >gentler." ! > >Maude was thinking: "If I'd have known he could still get it up, I'd have >taken off my pantyhose.. > > >Erika >----------------------------------------------------- > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
