A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
--Ben Charlie Griefer wrote: > 4th grader comes home from school and tells his mother that he had sex > with his teacher. The mother is somewhat taken aback and sends him to > talk to his father. He tells his father who says, "way to go, son! > let's go buy you a new bicycle!". > > They go down to the bike store, pick out a bike, and as they're > walking it out the door the father asks if the son would like to ride > it home. > > "No thanks," the kid says, "My ass is still kinda sore". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:197655 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
