Why do you have to add all that unrelated stuff to make a point? And it's not a plan I have it's just wishful thinking that people should learn about candidates before they select someone
Voting Station personnel: Voting Republican today? Voter #3: It depends, which ones are women? Voting Station personnel: In the other room we have newspapers and advisors for each party, I would recommend you talk to each and see who represents your needs the most. On 5/12/06, William Bowen wrote: > Gosh Sam, after the voter has proved that he or she is eligible to > vote because they know which candidate they're going to vote for, well > what then? > > Maybe we could ask if they own property? If so, how much? Did you > inherit it? or "earn" it? do you use it wisely? > > How about if they are educated to a certain standard? High school > diploma? GED? college education? Oh, wait, too much college and people > start getting "intellectual" and then they become the, gasp, liberal > elite... > > Then maybe we could go by religious affiliation, and maybe if their > "church" is righteous enough or believes in a good with the right > number of noodley appendages, then maybe, just maybe we can let them > vote. > > Or perhaps, we should try to determine, based on how they look; > whether their hair is combed or cut right or maybe whether they are > clean-shaven or maybe by the color of their shirt whether or not we > think that they may be able to make the "correct" choice in the voting > booth. > > Are they loyal 'enough'? Are they subversives? Traitors perhaps? Can > you tell by looking? Maybe we can! > > Maybe somebody might have possible smoked a little weed in college, > what about him? > > I don't think you've thought your system of qualifications through Sam. > > Perhaps we should just ban all those folks that don't think _your_ > candidate is the right man for the job. > > Voting Station personnel: Voting Republican today? > Voter #1: yes, of course! > Voting Station personnel: Excellent choice, here is your premarked ballot. > Voting Station personnel: Voting Republican today? > Voter #2: No, actually, I thought I'd vote my conscience. > Voting Station personnel: Ah, through that door, line on the left, one > cross each. > .... > > After all this is America, if you're not with us, you're with the terrorists. > > No room for dissent or different opinions, right? > > -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:206666 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
