Hrm....I'm pretty disturbed that this was the last message that I am 
reading before I go to bed.

Sweet dreams to me...I hope.  :(

Jim Davis wrote:
> Okay - so know that we live closer we decided to do a weekend trip to see my
> Grandparents.  Grandma's 78.
> 
> On the way there I began to get really horrendous stomach cramps which ended
> up accompanied by constipation.  Grandma tried to help by letting me know
> that she had a home enema kit.
> 
> I wasn't too keen on the plan and ended up toughing it out but she was
> persistent in trying to convince me.
> 
> At one point she tried to convince both my wife and I by saying: "No, this
> isn't like the old ones: this one's REALLY nice, you just go in sit down and
> stick it right up your bum!"
> 
> I don't know what disturbed me more: the actual words "REALLY nice" or the
> look of bliss when she said them.
> 
> Jim Davis
> 
> 
> 
> 

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