Remind him that divorce is legal in the US, and that it only costs him half of his stuff.
Which is better, in most cases, than having to knaw his arm off. But in all seriousness, wish him health and happiness. Even if it seems unlikely he will find it, someone wins the lottery every week. On 6/23/06, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > So...I'm the best man in a wedding tomorrow, and I need advice. How > does one come up with a toast when you're a) not sure that the groom is > *really* happy, just marrying because he was finally beaten down enough > and b) you really can't stand the bride? > > I've been racking my brain all week long trying to figure out what I'm > going to say and I have zero idea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:210043 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
