> -----Original Message----- > From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, June 23, 2006 8:46 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: wedding toasts > > So...I'm the best man in a wedding tomorrow, and I need advice. How > does one come up with a toast when you're a) not sure that the groom is > *really* happy, just marrying because he was finally beaten down enough > and b) you really can't stand the bride? > > I've been racking my brain all week long trying to figure out what I'm > going to say and I have zero idea.
The answer seems obvious: you lie (assuming you actually like this guy). Any truth that comes out of your mouth, especially on camera, will only be used to make HIS life a waking, living hell. My toast ended with "...and remember to say 'I love you' everyday, especially on those days when you can't remember why." Jim Davis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:210060 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
