use Ben's joke from a couple days back to start with: Two Scotsmen meet in a pub and get to talking. The first says, "Aye, so I'm getting married next week." The second replies, "Good for ye." The first says, "An' I bought meself a new kilt and all." The second replies, "Oh, ye'll be sharp in that, I'm sure. What's the tartan?" The first responds, "I imagine she'll be wearin' white."
On 6/23/06, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > So...I'm the best man in a wedding tomorrow, and I need advice. How > does one come up with a toast when you're a) not sure that the groom is > *really* happy, just marrying because he was finally beaten down enough > and b) you really can't stand the bride? > > I've been racking my brain all week long trying to figure out what I'm > going to say and I have zero idea. > -- > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:210079 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
