To the groom, we've not always seen eye to eye. After all, I'm insanely tall. To the bride, we've had our differences, and now we have another one. I'm not married to a man. To the couple, be happy, and remember that firearms are not an appropriate way to settle arguments. Cheers!
--Ben On 6/23/06, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > So...I'm the best man in a wedding tomorrow, and I need advice. How > does one come up with a toast when you're a) not sure that the groom is > *really* happy, just marrying because he was finally beaten down enough > and b) you really can't stand the bride? > > I've been racking my brain all week long trying to figure out what I'm > going to say and I have zero idea. > -- > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:210092 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
