<cf_joe_pesce>
Uh-k uh-k uh-k
</cf_joe pasce>
So the presidents military advisors come to the president and tell him that
8 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq.
The president becomes very upset at this and asks 'So, how many is a
Brazilian, anyway?'
Thank you, thank you I'll be here all week.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2006 8:49 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Tuesday Joke, cause I'll forget it by Friday
>
> George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
> tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below.
>
> Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
> fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
> kids whatever they wanted.
>
>
> The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said, "No
> problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
>
>
> The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George
> W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
>
> The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
> and stereo headset!"
>
>
> George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
> like you are handicapped."
>
>
> The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your ass
> from drowning."
>
>
> --
> There's snakes upon your ladder
> And there's dice upon your skirt
> There's lipstick on my collar
> And there's sweat upon my shirt
>
>
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