you funny white boy ;)

WHAT UP SON!

On 8/1/06, loathe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> <cf_joe_pesce>
>         Uh-k uh-k uh-k
> </cf_joe pasce>
>
> So the presidents military advisors come to the president and tell him that
> 8 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq.
>
> The president becomes very upset at this and asks 'So, how many is a
> Brazilian, anyway?'
>
> Thank you, thank you I'll be here all week.
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2006 8:49 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Tuesday Joke, cause I'll forget it by Friday
> >
> > George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
> > tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below.
> >
> > Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
> > fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
> > kids whatever they wanted.
> >
> >
> > The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said, "No
> > problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
> >
> >
> > The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."  George
> > W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
> >
> > The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
> > and stereo headset!"
> >
> >
> > George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
> > like you are handicapped."
> >
> >
> > The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your ass
> > from drowning."
> >
> >
> > --
> > There's snakes upon your ladder
> > And there's dice upon your skirt
> > There's lipstick on my collar
> > And there's sweat upon my shirt
> >
> >
>
> 

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