My younger son, Michael, was bitten by one. About as big as the one in the photo, so I don't think that was necessarily Photoshopped.
He was trailing a long chain with a metal ground screw that he'd wrenched out of the ground. I lured him with a hot dog in such a s way that he wrapped the chain around a tree. I locked the chain in place with a quick knot (try to get a knot out of a chain pulled tight) and his ass was pinned to the tree. Once he saw what I'd done he was so pissed. He lunged at me so hard he almost tore his own head off, and he got just enough of me in his mouth to make his point. I took revenge on him with a shovel for what he did to Michael, right square in the head. The damned thing just bounced off his skull, and he looked at me like "What?" and just kept on growling and barking like mad. It was a real "Dude, I don't think we should piss off Cartman anymore" moment. Animal Control handled him, but just barely. The guy was going to just shoot him because he was so violent and almost too big for the animal wagon cages, but he finally choked him so hard that he passed out a little and was easier to handle after that. I like cats. :) Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis Certified Advanced ColdFusion MX 7 Developer BlueDragon Alliance Founding Committee Get advanced intensive Master-level training in C# & ASP.NET 2.0 for ColdFusion Developers at ProductivityEnhancement.com ----- Original Message ----- From: Mary Jo Sminkey To: CF-Community Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 6:35 PM Subject: Re: For all you big dog lovers. >Hey, is that a Mastif? Looks like an English Mastiff, yes. They are the largest breed of dog (in terms of weight) with the Guiness Record holder I believe being around 350 pounds! Huge dogs, but very sweet temperaments. --- Mary Jo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Introducing the Fusion Authority Quarterly Update. 80 pages of hard-hitting, up-to-date ColdFusion information by your peers, delivered to your door four times a year. http://www.fusionauthority.com/quarterly Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:217148 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
