Thought you might enjoy this...... New Years Resolutions Made by Pets
a. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt. b. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars. c. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. d. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows. e. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around. f. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. g. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush my ass. h. Always scoot before licking. i. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is TOO much. j. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counterclockwise this year. k. Jan. 1: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! Jan. 2 - Dec. 31: Relive victory over sock. l. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND. ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
