HA!!  That is a riot.  I have two Cocker Spaniels and a cat and I can 
totally see them doing this especially item L.  I do that pretend to 
throw the ball thing and my dog will start to run and you can just see 
him go "D'OH!! DAMMIT, I fell for it AGAIN!!!"  

Michael Corrigan
Programmer
Endora Digital Solutions
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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Beth Fleischer 
  To: CF-Community 
  Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2002 8:35 AM
  Subject: New Years Resolutions from Pets


  Thought you might enjoy this......

   New Years Resolutions Made by Pets

  a. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.

  b. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.

  c. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

  d. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in 
major 
  dog shows.

  e. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does 
to

  us when no one is around.

  f. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

  g. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or

  they'll flush my ass.

  h. Always scoot before licking.

  i. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much

  food is TOO much.

  j. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counterclockwise this year.

  k. Jan. 1: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! Jan. 2 - Dec. 31: Relive

  victory over sock.

  l. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.

  
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