HA!! That is a riot. I have two Cocker Spaniels and a cat and I can totally see them doing this especially item L. I do that pretend to throw the ball thing and my dog will start to run and you can just see him go "D'OH!! DAMMIT, I fell for it AGAIN!!!"
Michael Corrigan Programmer Endora Digital Solutions 1900 S. Highland Avenue, Suite 200 Lombard, IL 60148 630-627-5055 x-136 630/627-5255 Fax ----- Original Message ----- From: Beth Fleischer To: CF-Community Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2002 8:35 AM Subject: New Years Resolutions from Pets Thought you might enjoy this...... New Years Resolutions Made by Pets a. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt. b. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars. c. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. d. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows. e. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around. f. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. g. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush my ass. h. Always scoot before licking. i. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is TOO much. j. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counterclockwise this year. k. Jan. 1: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! Jan. 2 - Dec. 31: Relive victory over sock. l. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND. ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
