Frankly, I'm really upset at the Cold Fusion community.  I was told it was
very helpful, but I don't think so now.

What I'm looking for may be a lot, and granted my first Cold Fusion project
is hard, but that's just par for the course for the way I was raised.  I am
a Retard, and we never back down from a challenge.

My father was a Retard, too, as was his father before him.  His mother and
my great grandmother, Anna Mazing Retard, took on the challenge of
developing the public education system that the great state of Mississippi
enjoys today.  Sure, that was a challenge, but I don't think any of you here
can criticize that accomplishment and still keep a straight face.

Her father, Pho Khing, fled from Vietnam when French overlords burned his
family's rubber plantation.  He was playing with a thickened gob of rubber
sap that caught on fire, but he was so happy with his toy that he forgot to
wipe it off his hands in time, and his hands were burned off.  He wanted to
buy back his family's repossessed plantation by selling rights to the new
rubbery toy, but without hands he couldn't reproduce a batch of the formula
for the French.  No, the honor of inventing Silly Putty would go to another
person much later on.  Since Pho Khing he didn't speak French they just put
him on a boat to America to get rid of him.  But a childless couple,
Weatherly and Euphonia Retard, who were waiting for another arrival at the
docks spotted Pho Khing and were so enchanted by the handless lad that they
adopted him into the family, making him Pho Khing Retard.  He later met and
married his first cousin, Anna Mazing, and their offspring produced the
Retards that led to me.

So you see, I'm strong enough to take your criticisms and taunts.  I have a
job to do, and I'm going to do it.  It really shouldn't be all that hard.
It's just putting up a personal profile with some pictures, and selling and
auctioning a few things.  Like you can't do that with Cold Fusion and MS
Access?  Please tell me why not.

Maybe if my critics weren't such quitters, *they* might be good enough to be
Retards, too.  Think about that, why don't you?


On 2/6/07, Bruce Sorge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Maybe someone else will ask for a simple auction site like Ebay or a
> simple
> portfolio/trading site like Etrade? LOL. I swear some of these folks have
> no
> concept of what they are asking for. My faves are the ones who want to pay
> less than a grand for sites like job posting/application sites to the
> likes
> of Monster, Careerbuilder or Dice, or like my brother who offered 1K for a
> full blown mortgage site.
>
>


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