That was gold.

-----Original Message-----
From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, July 20, 2007 11:47 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: A pic to make ya cringe

And this is why I started "Babyfights" here in Georgia.

Babyfights may be extremely violent, but you just can't argue with the
entertainment value.

Babyfights involve two babies under twelve months old duking it out inside a
welded steel playpen we call "The Hexagon."  Matches last for three rounds
of two minutes each, and the winner is determined on points for takedowns,
eye gouges, scratching, hits, taking away the other baby's pacifier, causing
the other baby to cry, and body slams.  There's a lot of taunting in the
ring, so they both get pretty riled-up before the bell.  These matches get
pretty bloody, and the crowds love it.

Sure, we've had a number of deaths, but that's just the way of things.
Babies are born, babies fight, babies die.  They're specifically bred for
it.  These aren't sophisticated Manhattan or Brentwood babies; these are
trained fighting machines with a purpose.

I won't mention any names, but I've seen a few people from this list at the
matches, and I know you've seen me, so let's not kid each other (you know
who you are).  You loved it.  You were cheering and pumping your fists
yelling "Kill him!" and "Go for the throat!"

And the proof's in the money.  In the three years since I started
Babyfights, I've raked in over eight hundred grand in ticket sales -- and
all that's underground without any advertising.  People just love to see and
hear babies rip each other apart, and they love the environment in which it
happens.

Just don't tell the cops, okay?

Respectfully,

Adam Phillip Churvis

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-----Original Message-----
From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: Friday, July 20, 2007 11:21 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: A pic to make ya cringe

This is all part of our history of violence.  Humankind has loved
violence across the ages.  The gladiators, guillotines, hangings, wars
all showcase our love for violence.  Even movies today get some of the
biggest returns because of violence.  You might say that it's
simulated violence in the movies so that it's all right.  If that's
the case, why do we prosecute people for having simulated child porn?
Probably because it's still wrong.....

So my question is, what makes dog fights so wrong compared with other
forms of entertainment. (I myself believe them to be wrong, but I
don't like violence in general) ?  A dogs true nature is to be
territorial, protective, leader of the pack.  In nature, these same
fights would occur.  Just watch your national geographic channel to
catch this same kind of behavior in wild animals.

Heck, how's this so different than watching boxing?




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