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A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,
then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a
sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, and
there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you
are going to shit when you hear the price."
Rick
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses
around, </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">then spots the perfect car and walks over to
inspect it. As </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a
loud fart </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">to see if anyone has noticed her little accident
and hopes a </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she
turns back, and </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">there standing next to her is a salesman. </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?" </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is
the price of </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">this lovely vehicle?" </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">He answers, "Madame, if you farted just
touching it, you </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">are going to shit when you hear the price."
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">Rick</FONT>
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