ROFL
> Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the
>
> fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
> started talking and bragging about their sons.
>
> The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so
> successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."
>
> The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a
> multi-line
> dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully
> loaded."
>
> The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker,
>
> and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
>
> The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of
> business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How
> is your son doing?"
>
> The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar." The
> other three men grew silent as he continued. "I'm not totally thrilled about
>
> the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave
> him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
>
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