Okay, you all understand that, when a movie truly Hoovers, I mean it massively sucks beyond all methods of measurement currently known to polite society, I give that movie a "Ten Blown Goats" rating. Fair enough.
But on this one I'm stumped. And I need your help sorting it out. I took my wife, The Lovely And Talented Lisa, to dinner and a movie on her 39th birthday last week. That movie was The Bank Job. I'd heard good things about it. I really wanted to like it. Unfortunately, in almost 47 years of going to movies, this was only the second one I'd ever walked out of. The other was John Houston's The Dead, about twenty years ago. You see the Bank Job trailers, it stars Jason Statham, it's based on a true story - it's all good. And the beginning of the flick has a hot-bodied naked chick getting serviced by two blokes at the same time, all of them deliciously rolling around in a Caribbean hotel bed. This looks promising! But then. For the next half hour, there's nothing more than British people talking. And talking. And then talking some more. All veddy veddy British. Lisa's eyes are trying to close without her knowing it, I'm literally getting antsy just waiting for this Anglican talkfest to end and someone to load the van with equipment, cue the kicky soundtrack, and montage me into a goddamned bank! I'm convinced it will never, ever happen. Just not entertaining. So we go to the manager and he's really very nice and understanding and gives us passes to any movie we would like to see on a later date. So I need your help on this one. How do you rate a movie that is so bad that there isn't even enough strength left to blow a single goat? Zero goats won't work, because that's a fantastic movie. Perhaps an icon containing a goat's head with an Infinity symbol above it? Help me on this one, please. Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis President Productivity Enhancement ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;192386516;25150098;k Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:257901 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
