10 really disappointed goats? Dissatisfied goats? 10 frustrated goats who never made it past 1st base?
On Thu, Apr 3, 2008 at 9:59 AM, Adam Churvis < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Okay, you all understand that, when a movie truly Hoovers, I mean it > massively sucks beyond all methods of measurement currently known to > polite > society, I give that movie a "Ten Blown Goats" rating. Fair enough. > > > > But on this one I'm stumped. And I need your help sorting it out. > > > > I took my wife, The Lovely And Talented Lisa, to dinner and a movie on her > 39th birthday last week. That movie was The Bank Job. I'd heard good > things about it. I really wanted to like it. > > > > Unfortunately, in almost 47 years of going to movies, this was only the > second one I'd ever walked out of. The other was John Houston's The Dead, > about twenty years ago. > > > > You see the Bank Job trailers, it stars Jason Statham, it's based on a > true > story - it's all good. And the beginning of the flick has a hot-bodied > naked chick getting serviced by two blokes at the same time, all of them > deliciously rolling around in a Caribbean hotel bed. This looks > promising! > > > > But then. For the next half hour, there's nothing more than British > people > talking. And talking. And then talking some more. All veddy veddy > British. > > > > Lisa's eyes are trying to close without her knowing it, I'm literally > getting antsy just waiting for this Anglican talkfest to end and someone > to > load the van with equipment, cue the kicky soundtrack, and montage me into > a > goddamned bank! > > > > I'm convinced it will never, ever happen. Just not entertaining. So we > go > to the manager and he's really very nice and understanding and gives us > passes to any movie we would like to see on a later date. > > > > So I need your help on this one. How do you rate a movie that is so bad > that there isn't even enough strength left to blow a single goat? Zero > goats won't work, because that's a fantastic movie. Perhaps an icon > containing a goat's head with an Infinity symbol above it? > > > > Help me on this one, please. > > > > Respectfully, > > > > Adam Phillip Churvis > > President > > Productivity Enhancement > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;192386516;25150098;k Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:257904 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
