> No, I was being quite serious.. do you know of any white skinned > primates currently? Especially in Africa.. > I wasn't trying to be racist or anything like that.. If that's what > you're implying. > We and monkey's evolved from the same ancestor.. Some came down from > the trees and begun to walk upright.. others stayed in the trees..
I'll have you know that my African ancestors were all born upright, in proper English attire, and with Bowler hats. They spoke perfect English and had proper manners. Consequently, they were ostracized by the other just-evolving primates. Most thought them to be "snooty," and hit them over their heads with large objects, often killing them. But one of my ancestors, Nigel Weathersby Featherstone III, known to the others as "Og," hid from his would-be attackers in a northern cave. There he met the former Lady Helen Willoughby of Stratfordshire, and they were married in a ceremony outside Kent. They had four children: Nigel IV, Charles, Elizabeth, and Jonathan (affectionately known as "Joey"). She stayed at home with the children, and he found employment banging two rocks together. So no, mister Smarty Pants, we are not all descended from primates. Some of us come from real gentlemen. My tea is getting cold... Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis President Productivity Enhancement ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;192386516;25150098;k Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:259113 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
