make sure you hold your pinkie out while sipping your tea On Fri, Apr 25, 2008 at 10:45 AM, Adam Churvis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > No, I was being quite serious.. do you know of any white skinned > > primates currently? Especially in Africa.. > > I wasn't trying to be racist or anything like that.. If that's what > > you're implying. > > We and monkey's evolved from the same ancestor.. Some came down from > > the trees and begun to walk upright.. others stayed in the trees.. > > I'll have you know that my African ancestors were all born upright, in > proper English attire, and with Bowler hats. They spoke perfect English and > had proper manners. Consequently, they were ostracized by the other > just-evolving primates. Most thought them to be "snooty," and hit them over > their heads with large objects, often killing them. > > But one of my ancestors, Nigel Weathersby Featherstone III, known to the > others as "Og," hid from his would-be attackers in a northern cave. There > he met the former Lady Helen Willoughby of Stratfordshire, and they were > married in a ceremony outside Kent. They had four children: Nigel IV, > Charles, Elizabeth, and Jonathan (affectionately known as "Joey"). She > stayed at home with the children, and he found employment banging two rocks > together. > > So no, mister Smarty Pants, we are not all descended from primates. Some of > us come from real gentlemen. > > My tea is getting cold... > > > Respectfully, > > Adam Phillip Churvis > President > Productivity Enhancement > > >
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