"Man Dave, you sure picked up a bitch this time!" Much better than this week's offering...i'm still laughing thinking about that joke....classic. Got any more in this vein?
On Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 7:36 AM, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Courtesy of Andy Jarrett (http://andyjarrett.co.uk/andy/blog/index.cfm) > > A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated > conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her > attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: > > "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come > once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee > twice. Then I come one lasta time." > > The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she > retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public > places about our sex lives." > > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa > tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." > > I bet you read this twice :) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;203748912;27390454;j Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:265905 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
