It's a shame that public discourse in america today always falls back on these same shopworn speciesist stereotypes. It's a new day, America. Time to discuss the issues. Like the stunning lack of fresh meat available to us all :)
On Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 8:39 AM, Adam Churvis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> As you are Mr. Tibbles press secretary, is there any truth to the >> rumors >> that Mr. Tibbles has accepted unusually large campaign donations from >> certain un-named cat food companies? > > THIS IS AN INSULT AND AN OUTRAGE! > > Do you have something against mixed-breed cats, Mr. Stewart? I thought > America was mostly past this kind of thinking, but apparently Mr. Stewart is > more comfortable with his "old world ways" that the rest of us have shrugged > off. > > It's not enough that you are a feline racist who focuses all his hate on one > innocent kitten -- recently wounded in combat, mind you -- it's that you > turn a blind eye to the *DOGS* who regularly enjoy treats from the dog food > companies: kibbles AS WELL AS bits, bones, chewy treats so large that cats > are entirely prevented from enjoying them, and swanky trips to the Caribbean > in Alpo's private Gulfstream V, where sources tell me the canine flight > attendants are not only underage, they aren't even spayed. This is > *despicable*. > > So before you go asking about whether Tibbles did this or Tibbles did that, > why don't you and your racist redneck cronies turn the spotlight on your own > selves and the dogs you serve. > > We'll see you at the debate, sir. > > Respectfully, > > Adam Phillip Churvis > President > Productivity Enhancement > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;203748912;27390454;j Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:270400 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
