It's a shame that public discourse in america today always falls back
on these same shopworn speciesist stereotypes. It's a new day,
America. Time to discuss the issues. Like the stunning lack of fresh
meat available to us all :)

On Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 8:39 AM, Adam Churvis
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> As you are Mr. Tibbles press secretary, is there any truth to the
>> rumors
>> that Mr. Tibbles has accepted unusually large campaign donations from
>> certain un-named cat food companies?
>
> THIS IS AN INSULT AND AN OUTRAGE!
>
> Do you have something against mixed-breed cats, Mr. Stewart?  I thought
> America was mostly past this kind of thinking, but apparently Mr. Stewart is
> more comfortable with his "old world ways" that the rest of us have shrugged
> off.
>
> It's not enough that you are a feline racist who focuses all his hate on one
> innocent kitten -- recently wounded in combat, mind you -- it's that you
> turn a blind eye to the *DOGS* who regularly enjoy treats from the dog food
> companies: kibbles AS WELL AS bits, bones, chewy treats so large that cats
> are entirely prevented from enjoying them, and swanky trips to the Caribbean
> in Alpo's private Gulfstream V, where sources tell me the canine flight
> attendants are not only underage, they aren't even spayed.  This is
> *despicable*.
>
> So before you go asking about whether Tibbles did this or Tibbles did that,
> why don't you and your racist redneck cronies turn the spotlight on your own
> selves and the dogs you serve.
>
> We'll see you at the debate, sir.
>
> Respectfully,
>
> Adam Phillip Churvis
> President
> Productivity Enhancement
>
>
>
> 

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