and your mis-direction from the real issues is obvious Mr. Churvis, We 
have stood firmly against Alpo and it's conglomerate of cut-rate pet 
food processors for many years. Mr. MacGregor has been personally 
responsible for many bills aimed at holding Alpo, Purina, and Kal-Kan 
responsible to the American pet public.

Mr. MacGregor also has enacted the all important ending of the centuries 
old "species war" between cats and dogs.

His record speaks for itself:

HR-221.4

"Minimum Taste Standards for Pet Food"

HR 500.4.12

"Minimum Kibble Size Enforcement Act of 2005"

HR 655.4.12.3.45.6987.112598

"Declaration of Truce between Cats and Dogs: Cessation of Hostilities"

Co-Sponsors: Mr. Finnegan of North Carolina, Ms. Natasha Kitty of 
Virginia, and Ms. Gizmo Kat of Virginia.


I believe it is crucial to point out Mr. Tibbles lack of experience in 
foreign policy, while we honor him as a combat veteran, we don't feel 
that it makes up for the lack of experience.
Mr MacGregor has been intimate with foreign policy for years, He has 
been the Pyrenean embassadog to the UN for the past two years, and has 
worked with the Joint Chiefs on operations:
"Sit Pretty",  "Shake", and "High Five".

Mr Finnegan's military background in Operation: "Sad Puppy Face" and the 
recently declassified Operation: "Go Outside and Go Potty", brings far 
more experience to the table, than Mr. Tibbles could hope to achieve in 
his short life time.

the ball is in your court...

Adam Churvis wrote:
>> Our candidate, Mr MacGregor and his running mate Mr. Finnegan, have
>> documented all of the monies received as contributions and are willing
>> to exhibit all receipts and accounting information. In which you will
>> find that we have never taken any money from Alpo or any other "Big Pet
>> Food" manufacturers.
>>     
>
> And this, sir, is where your cleverly-disguised PACs, or Pet Action
> Committees, have been particularly useful as a way for you to launder
> contributions from Alpo and other large pet food companies.
>
> And as for the "personal litter box" remark... when you gotta go, you gotta
> go.
>
> Respectfully,
>
> Adam Phillip Churvis 
> President
> Productivity Enhancement
>
>
>
> 

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