Last time I heard this joke it was a Scotsman with the dog, horse and sheep.
===== Russel Madere Senior Software Engineer Turbo Squid, Inc. > -----Original Message----- > From: Howard Owens [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 9:52 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: A little Friday humor > > > Totally politically incorrect. I feel guilty for laughing. > > (Of course, this joke could be recast to be a country preacher > and a cowboy, > "Aw, shucks that don't talk ..." ... ) > > H. > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 7:35 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: A little Friday humor > > > While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a > dog and a > sheep and began a conversation. > > Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" > Indian: "Dog no talk." > Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" > Dog: "Doin' good." > > Indian is shocked... > > Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian. > Dog: "Yep" > Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" > Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and > takes me to the lake once a week to play." > > Indian has a look of total disbelief. > > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" > Indian: "Horse no talk." > Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you ?" > Horse: "Good." > Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian > Horse: "Yep" > Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" > Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me > down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from > the rain." > > Indian stares in utter amazement. > > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" > Indian: "Sheep is a liar." > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
