There could probably be a version of this now with a Catholic priest - no, let's not go there... :-( -Ben
> -----Original Message----- > From: Russel Madere [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 7:58 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: A little Friday humor > > > Last time I heard this joke it was a Scotsman with the dog, > horse and sheep. > > ===== > Russel Madere > Senior Software Engineer > Turbo Squid, Inc. > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Howard Owens [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 9:52 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: A little Friday humor > > > > > > Totally politically incorrect. I feel guilty for laughing. > > > > (Of course, this joke could be recast to be a country preacher > > and a cowboy, > > "Aw, shucks that don't talk ..." ... ) > > > > H. > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 7:35 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: A little Friday humor > > > > > > While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a > > dog and a > > sheep and began a conversation. > > > > Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" > > Indian: "Dog no talk." > > Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" > > Dog: "Doin' good." > > > > Indian is shocked... > > > > Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian. > > Dog: "Yep" > > Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" > > Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me > great food, and > > takes me to the lake once a week to play." > > > > Indian has a look of total disbelief. > > > > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" > > Indian: "Horse no talk." > > Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you ?" > > Horse: "Good." > > Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian > > Horse: "Yep" > > Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" > > Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me > regularly, brushes me > > down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from > > the rain." > > > > Indian stares in utter amazement. > > > > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" > > Indian: "Sheep is a liar." > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
