maybe, but I have yet to see Sam posting anything that resembles a joke, aside from his regular rants that is. Speaking of jokes I was meaning to post this yesterday, courtesy of Andy Jarrett, Andyjarrett.com.
Fridays Joke: excessively mischievous Posted At : March 5, 2010 1:59 PM | Posted By : Andy Jarrett Related Categories: Fun Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open , but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?' The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dived into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?' The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,'We are in BIG trouble this time,' 'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!' On Sat, Mar 6, 2010 at 7:31 AM, Scott Stroz <[email protected]> wrote: > > You know whats funny? You could take out 'right' and add 'left' to the > title of this thread and it would be just as accurate. > > On Thu, Mar 4, 2010 at 11:41 PM, Maureen <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> They just take everything so seriously. Ninety percent of what I post >> lately is either snark or parody, and they just don't get it. >> >> Maybe they need a humor infusion. >> >> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House of Fusion mailing lists Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:313016 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
