Heh .. talk about a round about way to get to a punch line. Ben, you are not only the king of puns, but the king of subtlety. :)
T ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ben Braver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2002 11:00 PM Subject: Transportation in Heaven > Transportation In Heaven > > Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. > Peter tells them, > "Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each > a > vehicle with which to get around. The way we determine what type > of > vehicle you will get is by how faithful you were to your > Now," he says, > turning to the first man, "were you true to > your wife?" > > "Yes, I was, St. > Peter," says the first man. "I never strayed. > From the day I married her to > the day I died, I slept with no > woman other than my wife. I loved her very > deeply." > > "As reward for your complete fidelity," says St. Peter, "I > now > give you these keys to a beautiful Roll-Royce." > > The man happily > accepts the keys, and St. Peter turns to the > second man. "Sir," he says, > "were you faithful to you wife?" > > Well, St. Peter," says the second man a > little shyly, "I must > admit that when I was much younger, I did stray once > or twice. > But I did love my wife very much, and after those > minor > indiscretions, I was completely faithful until my dying day." > > St. > Peter looks down at the man and says, "As a reward for good > marital > conduct, I am giving you these keys to a Pontiac." > > As the man takes the > keys from his St. Peter turns to the third > man. "Sir," he says, "were you > faithful to you wife?" > > "St. Peter," says the man, "I screwed everything I > could, every > chance I got. There wasn't a week of my marriage that I > didn't > sleep with someone other than, wife. But I must admit to you, > St. > Peter, that it was a problem I had, because I really did love my > wife > very much." > > "Well," says St. Peter, "we do know that you did love your > wife > and that does count for something, so this is what you get." > With that > he rolls out a ten-speed bicycle and gives it to the > man. The gates of > heaven open, and the three men enter. > > Sometime later the man on the > bicycle is riding along, when he > sees that the man with the Rolls Royce has > pulled over and is > sitting on the bumper of his car. He is sobbing > uncontrollably. > The man pulls his bicycle up next to the man and says, > "Hey, pal, > what's the matter? What could possibility be wrong? You have > a > beautiful Rolls Royce to drive arround in?" > > "I know," say the man > through his sobs, "but I just saw my wife > on roller skates!" > > -Ben ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
