T- thanks, Mr. Pres. but I cannot tell a lie I'm just the messenger, my cousin sent me the joke. I'll tell her you liked it. <sigh>
-Ben > Heh .. talk about a round about way to get to a punch line. Ben, you are > not only the king of puns, but the king of subtlety. :) > > T > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Ben Braver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2002 11:00 PM > Subject: Transportation in Heaven > > > > Transportation In Heaven > > > > Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. > > Peter tells them, > > "Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each > > a > > vehicle with which to get around. The way we determine what type > > of > > vehicle you will get is by how faithful you were to your > > Now," he says, > > turning to the first man, "were you true to > > your wife?" > > > > "Yes, I was, St. > > Peter," says the first man. "I never strayed. > > From the day I married her to > > the day I died, I slept with no > > woman other than my wife. I loved her very > > deeply." > > > > "As reward for your complete fidelity," says St. Peter, "I > > now > > give you these keys to a beautiful Roll-Royce." > > > > The man happily > > accepts the keys, and St. Peter turns to the > > second man. "Sir," he says, > > "were you faithful to you wife?" > > > > Well, St. Peter," says the second man a > > little shyly, "I must > > admit that when I was much younger, I did stray once > > or twice. > > But I did love my wife very much, and after those > > minor > > indiscretions, I was completely faithful until my dying day." > > > > St. > > Peter looks down at the man and says, "As a reward for good > > marital > > conduct, I am giving you these keys to a Pontiac." > > > > As the man takes the > > keys from his St. Peter turns to the third > > man. "Sir," he says, "were you > > faithful to you wife?" > > > > "St. Peter," says the man, "I screwed everything I > > could, every > > chance I got. There wasn't a week of my marriage that I > > didn't > > sleep with someone other than, wife. But I must admit to you, > > St. > > Peter, that it was a problem I had, because I really did love my > > wife > > very much." > > > > "Well," says St. Peter, "we do know that you did love your > > wife > > and that does count for something, so this is what you get." > > With that > > he rolls out a ten-speed bicycle and gives it to the > > man. The gates of > > heaven open, and the three men enter. > > > > Sometime later the man on the > > bicycle is riding along, when he > > sees that the man with the Rolls Royce has > > pulled over and is > > sitting on the bumper of his car. He is sobbing > > uncontrollably. > > The man pulls his bicycle up next to the man and says, > > "Hey, pal, > > what's the matter? What could possibility be wrong? You have > > a > > beautiful Rolls Royce to drive arround in?" > > > > "I know," say the man > > through his sobs, "but I just saw my wife > > on roller skates!" > > > > -Ben > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
