The US economy is so bad thatÂ…..... .I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
.African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child'commercials! .Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. .I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" .CEO's are now playing miniature golf. .Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. .My ATM gave me an IOU! .A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. .I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. .I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank. .If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. .McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. .Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . .Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. .My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! .A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . .Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. .A picture is now only worth 200 words. .They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." .When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. .The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. .Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear! And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology-Michael-Dinowitz/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:321999 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
