OK, that might be the first internet list that was actually funny. Especially the last line. Very nice.
On Fri, Jun 25, 2010 at 2:22 PM, Larry C. Lyons <[email protected]>wrote: > > The US economy is so bad thatÂ…..... > > .I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. > > .African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American > Child'commercials! > > .Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford > batteries. > > .I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter > asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" > > .CEO's are now playing miniature golf. > > .Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. > > .My ATM gave me an IOU! > > .A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of > pennies while she danced. > > .I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. > > .I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank. > > .If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call > them and ask if they meant you or them. > > .McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. > > .Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . > > .Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their > children's names. > > .My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they > re-possessed her! > > .A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . > > .Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. > > .A picture is now only worth 200 words. > > .They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." > > .When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. > > .The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali > pirates. > > .Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh > Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by > the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear! > > And, finally... > > > I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, > my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the > Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told > them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive > a truck.. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology-Michael-Dinowitz/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:322078 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
