You should submit this to The Oatmeal.  Seriously, this is a great comic
idea, and right up his humor alley.

http://theoatmeal.com

On Fri, Sep 16, 2011 at 1:38 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> Me: "Man, i'm really hungry, think i'll order a pizza"
>
> *dialing*
>
> Recording: "Thank you for calling Dipshit Pizza, where we make the best
> pizzas around. One of our team members will be with you shortly. Be sure to
> log on to www.dipshitpizza.com and hit the 'dipshit pizza giveaway' button
> now for a chance to win $5 in dipshit pizza coupons. Don't forget to
> "chickenize" your order by including some of our new dipshit buffalo wings
> with your order. Have you heard about our new "Double Dip Shit" pizza deal?
> It's 2 dipshit pizzas piled high with....."
>
> Me: "Goddammit, shut the f*** up, i just want to order a large pepperoni!"
>
>
> 

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