So if you were stuck on a deserted island with a pizza delivery place, and a
cell phone that got great reception, but had no internet...you'd be shit out
of luck.

On Fri, Sep 16, 2011 at 1:51 PM, Jerry Milo Johnson <[email protected]>wrote:

>
> i never call anymore. if i cannot order it online, i dont bother.
>
>
> On Fri, Sep 16, 2011 at 2:38 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > Me: "Man, i'm really hungry, think i'll order a pizza"
> >
> > *dialing*
> >
> > Recording: "Thank you for calling Dipshit Pizza, where we make the best
> > pizzas around. One of our team members will be with you shortly. Be sure
> to
> > log on to www.dipshitpizza.com and hit the 'dipshit pizza giveaway'
> button
> > now for a chance to win $5 in dipshit pizza coupons. Don't forget to
> > "chickenize" your order by including some of our new dipshit buffalo
> wings
> > with your order. Have you heard about our new "Double Dip Shit" pizza
> deal?
> > It's 2 dipshit pizzas piled high with....."
> >
> > Me: "Goddammit, shut the f*** up, i just want to order a large
> pepperoni!"
> >
> >
> >
>
> 

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