oooh, that's a good/bad one !! -Ben > Happy Almost-Friday, everyone, here's another joke from my mom. > > Hatton > > BAPTISM > A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a > preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the > water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns > around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks > the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" > > The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." > > So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up > and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" > > The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." > > The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a > little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks > again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" > > The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." > > By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the > water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and > when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher > again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" > > The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the > preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in? > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm
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