On Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 10:38 AM, Jerry Barnes <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> Or the great equalizer.  Now, a 4'10"  120 lb man can take on a 6'5"  240
> lb man with a good chance of winning.
>

yes, i know this fantasy well.

Granny is awoken by a noise somewhere in the house (the noise is loud
enough to wake her, of course, but not to give the prowler second thoughts
about leaving...and the noise occurs early in the break in, giving her
plenty of time to take up her defense). She quietly and adeptly unlocks her
gun and loads it in the dark (since all responsible gun owners keep their
guns locked and unloaded, right?).

She then creeps out into the living room, where she sees a man standing
there ready to do something really bad. She points her gun, the man sees
it, is terrified, and runs away into the night, never to bother her again.
Hooray granny with a gun!


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