More likely he beats the crud out of her, steals the gun, uses it in a robbery where someone is killed, and then sells it for $500.
On Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 11:52 AM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote: > > On Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 10:38 AM, Jerry Barnes <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> Or the great equalizer. Now, a 4'10" 120 lb man can take on a 6'5" 240 >> lb man with a good chance of winning. >> > > yes, i know this fantasy well. > > Granny is awoken by a noise somewhere in the house (the noise is loud > enough to wake her, of course, but not to give the prowler second thoughts > about leaving...and the noise occurs early in the break in, giving her > plenty of time to take up her defense). She quietly and adeptly unlocks her > gun and loads it in the dark (since all responsible gun owners keep their > guns locked and unloaded, right?). > > She then creeps out into the living room, where she sees a man standing > there ready to do something really bad. She points her gun, the man sees > it, is terrified, and runs away into the night, never to bother her again. > Hooray granny with a gun! > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:360983 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
