I never said, "Thou shalt not think." - -God
Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while. - -God I don't care who started it. Just stop it. - -God If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book. - -God You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're all grounded. - -God Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician. - -God If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger planet. - -God You're not tracking those bloody footprints in here. - -God E=mc�. Yeah, that's one of mine. - -God You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one. - -God The dinosaurs didn't believe in you either. - -God Excuse me? Where do you see my name on the front of the Bible? - -God Only six thousand years old? Oh, that's a good one. - -God Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? - -God I love Marilyn Manson, too. Maybe more than I love you. - -God Here's a clue-if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying. - -God I'm flattered you liked my book so much. Now why don't you read something new? - -God I'm concerned about children's education. I favor lower child-to-parent ratios. - -God I gave you a bigger brain for a reason. Start using it. - -God Want to know how old the earth is? Ask the earth, not the Bible. - -God If you don't clean this place up, you won't get another millennium. - -God I don't blame video games when my children start shooting each other. - -God I like to kick things off with a bang. A Big Bang. - -God If you didn't hear it straight from my lips, take it with a grain of salt. - -God All this will someday be your children's. - -God There is no such thing as killing in my name. - -God Stop smirking, America. I'm talking to you, too. - -God Beth F, denizen of Anchorage, AK Owned by Kavik (samoyed) and Toklat (keeshond) Owner of a Rans Gliss, Bacchetta Giro, Trek R200, Kickbike and Merlin, the MTB http://www.bad-dawgs-in-ak.com ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
