Yeah ... religion, politics, even music ... everything should be lightened up ... I'll even admit to having Belinda Carlisle playing right now ... of course I'm just playing MP3s/WMAs randomly off my home machine, but it is there ... haha ...
Go ahead, my beliefs don't start with capital letters, I think GW stinks, and I listen to 80s music ... take your best shot ... LOL -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 11:11 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: offensive humor just like telling atheist jokes some might find offensive ;) We all need to lighten up and be able to joke about our beliefs thats the humor of life lol Bill Wheatley Senior Database Developer Macromedia Certified Advanced Coldfusion Developer EDIETS.COM 954.360.9022 X159 ICQ 417645 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Beth F" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 2:11 PM Subject: Re: offensive humor > Benster: > > I just wanted for forewarn folks because SOMEONE will find it offensive. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 9:50 AM > Subject: Re: offensive humor > > > > Beth- > > > > "offensive"? > > not to me. > > > > provocative? > > yes. > > > > amusing? > > very (to me). > > > > -Ben > > > > > I never said, "Thou shalt not think." > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a > while. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't care who started it. Just stop it. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're > all > > > > > > grounded. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger > > > > > > planet. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You're not tracking those bloody footprints in here. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > E=mc�. Yeah, that's one of mine. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The dinosaurs didn't believe in you either. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excuse me? Where do you see my name on the front of the Bible? > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only six thousand years old? Oh, that's a good one. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I love Marilyn Manson, too. Maybe more than I love you. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's a clue-if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm flattered you liked my book so much. Now why don't you read > something > > > > > > new? > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm concerned about children's education. I favor lower child-to-parent > > > > > > ratios. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I gave you a bigger brain for a reason. Start using it. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Want to know how old the earth is? Ask the earth, not the Bible. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you don't clean this place up, you won't get another millennium. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't blame video games when my children start shooting each other. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to kick things off with a bang. A Big Bang. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you didn't hear it straight from my lips, take it with a grain of > salt. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this will someday be your children's. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no such thing as killing in my name. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stop smirking, America. I'm talking to you, too. > > > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Beth F, denizen of Anchorage, AK > > > Owned by Kavik (samoyed) and Toklat (keeshond) > > > Owner of a Rans Gliss, Bacchetta Giro, Trek R200, Kickbike and Merlin, > the > > > MTB > > > http://www.bad-dawgs-in-ak.com > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
