do you get pissed when you break a nail? :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Stephenie Hamilton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:48 PM Subject: RE: Damn, it's good to be a man....
> I love my garage (2 door, 2 1/2 car cinder block, auto door openers), in > fact I have a workshop also with my own toolbox, power saw, various > drills, jig saw, sanders, drillpress, dremel etc... > So HA! To your stereotypes!! > > ~~ > Stephenie > > > > > > |-----Original Message----- > > |From: Chuck Brockman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > |Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:43 PM > > |To: CF-Community > > |Subject: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > > | > > | > > |Your last name stays put. > > |The garage is all yours. > > |Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > |Chocolate is just another snack. > > |You can be president. > > |You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark. > > |Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > |The world is your urinal. > > |You never have to drive to another gas station because > > |this one's just too icky. > > |Same work, more pay. > > |Wrinkles add character. > > |Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100. > > |People never stare at your chest when you're talking to > > |them. > > |The occasional well-rendered belch is practically > > |expected. > > |New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > > |Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > |You know stuff about tanks. > > |A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > |You can open all your own jars. > > |You get extra credit for the slightest act of > > |thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to > > |something, he or she can still be your friend. Your > > |underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and > > |single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its > > |original color. You don't have to stop and think of which > > |way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap > > |problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your > > |clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > |You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually > > |hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one > > |color all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a > > |pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a > > |mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on > > |December 24, in 45 minutes. You can be butt ugly and still > > |be a rock star. > > | > > | > > | > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
