yes farting is very important ;) Woman like to hold them in when they are around men and make us think they dont do it at all lol thats why they rush us out the door everyday to get to work cause they need to use the can lol j/k ----- Original Message ----- From: "Phoeun Pha" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:57 PM Subject: Steph-RE: Damn, it's good to be a man....
> Actually there was some news a couple days ago about a guy looking for the > perfect wife: Likes sports, know how to use tools, and can do a mean fart. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 12:49 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > > > I love my garage (2 door, 2 1/2 car cinder block, auto door openers), in > fact I have a workshop also with my own toolbox, power saw, various > drills, jig saw, sanders, drillpress, dremel etc... > So HA! To your stereotypes!! > > ~~ > Stephenie > > > > > > |-----Original Message----- > > |From: Chuck Brockman [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > |Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:43 PM > > |To: CF-Community > > |Subject: Damn, it's good to be a man.... > > | > > | > > |Your last name stays put. > > |The garage is all yours. > > |Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > |Chocolate is just another snack. > > |You can be president. > > |You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark. > > |Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > |The world is your urinal. > > |You never have to drive to another gas station because > > |this one's just too icky. > > |Same work, more pay. > > |Wrinkles add character. > > |Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100. > > |People never stare at your chest when you're talking to > > |them. > > |The occasional well-rendered belch is practically > > |expected. > > |New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > > |Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > > |You know stuff about tanks. > > |A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > |You can open all your own jars. > > |You get extra credit for the slightest act of > > |thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to > > |something, he or she can still be your friend. Your > > |underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and > > |single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its > > |original color. You don't have to stop and think of which > > |way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap > > |problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your > > |clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > |You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually > > |hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one > > |color all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a > > |pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a > > |mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on > > |December 24, in 45 minutes. You can be butt ugly and still > > |be a rock star. > > | > > | > > | > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
