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-- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Jim Davis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Saturday, November 16, 2002 1:24 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: A solution to the US financial crisis! > > > I have discovered an amazing truth that could help to pull our country > out of our economic recession! > > Every man, woman and child (and, I feel the evidence will show, a good > percentage of the house pets) in Nigeria is secreting away a vast > fortune in American currency! These caches rang from 18 to 58 million > dollars (or, as they would say, "EIGHTEEN MILLION TO > FIFTY-EIGHT MILLION > AMERICAN DOLLARS"). It is kept in various trunks, hidden accounts and > mattresses across the globe. > > I know this because, through what is obviously a fluke coincidence, > every single person in Nigeria has contacted me within the last six > months - many more than once. Some dozens of times! Nearly > unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true! > > In 2001 Nigeria's population was 126,635,626. Considering a > (conservative) average personal holding of 29 million dollars > that means > that (conservatively again!) there's 3,672,433,154,000,000 (or "THREE > QUADRILLION, SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-TWO TRILLION, FOUR HUNDRED AND > THIRTY-THREE BILLION, ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FOUR MILLION AMERICAN > DOLLARS") being held by the populace of Nigeria. > > Now I would never dream of suggesting anything illegal. > Luckily all of > these people are the victims of vile plots and political misdeeds. > Their funds are purely legitimate. Unfortunately every > single one, for > various reasons, requires the aide of a foreign partner to collect the > funds. However they are willing to offer an assistance fee of 10%! > Nearly unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true! > > If we could put aside our personal greed and convince the US > government > to assist these poor people en mass, in the name of the > American people, > we could, in total, earn 367,243,315,400,000 dollars. > > That influx of funds would, of course, be enough to wipe out our > national debt, revitalize social security and other troubled > government > programs and reverse the current economic downturn! And we would be > helping a nation and gaining a valuable ally in politically volatile > Africa. > > Nearly unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true! > > I am now collecting evidence that similar situations may also be in > existence in such unlikely places as the Congo, Angola and > Cambodia. I > will keep you posted! > > Jim Davis > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
