<hee hee hee> ROFLMAO -Ben
>From: "Jim Davis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: A solution to the US financial crisis! >Date: Sat, 16 Nov 2002 01:23:47 -0500 > >I have discovered an amazing truth that could help to pull our country >out of our economic recession! > >Every man, woman and child (and, I feel the evidence will show, a good >percentage of the house pets) in Nigeria is secreting away a vast >fortune in American currency! These caches rang from 18 to 58 million >dollars (or, as they would say, "EIGHTEEN MILLION TO FIFTY-EIGHT MILLION >AMERICAN DOLLARS"). It is kept in various trunks, hidden accounts and >mattresses across the globe. > >I know this because, through what is obviously a fluke coincidence, >every single person in Nigeria has contacted me within the last six >months - many more than once. Some dozens of times! Nearly >unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true! > >In 2001 Nigeria's population was 126,635,626. Considering a >(conservative) average personal holding of 29 million dollars that means >that (conservatively again!) there's 3,672,433,154,000,000 (or "THREE >QUADRILLION, SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-TWO TRILLION, FOUR HUNDRED AND >THIRTY-THREE BILLION, ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FOUR MILLION AMERICAN >DOLLARS") being held by the populace of Nigeria. > >Now I would never dream of suggesting anything illegal. Luckily all of >these people are the victims of vile plots and political misdeeds. >Their funds are purely legitimate. Unfortunately every single one, for >various reasons, requires the aide of a foreign partner to collect the >funds. However they are willing to offer an assistance fee of 10%! >Nearly unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true! > >If we could put aside our personal greed and convince the US government >to assist these poor people en mass, in the name of the American people, >we could, in total, earn 367,243,315,400,000 dollars. > >That influx of funds would, of course, be enough to wipe out our >national debt, revitalize social security and other troubled government >programs and reverse the current economic downturn! And we would be >helping a nation and gaining a valuable ally in politically volatile >Africa. > >Nearly unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true! > >I am now collecting evidence that similar situations may also be in >existence in such unlikely places as the Congo, Angola and Cambodia. I >will keep you posted! > >Jim Davis > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
