In that case, I'd suggest electrolysis and then maybe some tats. There are also
piercings. How many nipples does a cat have?

> >
> > How much do you hate your cat?
>
> Actually quite a bit... She's a mean, evil cat that chews wires and
> destroys property.  But we got her and nobody else will have her, so
> she's ours - all ours!  Once, a coupla years ago I tallied up that she
> had destroyed (mostly by chewing wires) over $3000 worth of gear.
>
> Actually my first very successful website was "The Stupidest Cat in the
> World" page... She got her picture in "Yahoo: Internet Life".  I always
> get "cat people" telling me "all cats are nice, it how you treat them"
> and such rot.  My favorite moment was when a friend of a friend ignored
> our "mean cat" warnings and got visciously bit right in the middle of
> saying "I've got a special way with cats".
>
> So I guess she does have her good points.  Oh, and my Catholic mother is
> convinced that the penance I pay with the cat is more than enough to get
> me into heaven.  All I ask is that the cat goes first.  ;^)
>
> Jim Davis
>
>
> 
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