HAHAHAH a brother in arms!!! I tried that same WOOSH woosh stuff, as isaid chemical burns suck ass
----- Original Message ----- From: "Critz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 6:43 AM Subject: Nair [was Re: Virus Warning - Honest it is] > oi mr 0!! > > http://www.naircare.com/products/index.asp > > It's a lotion/creme chicks can use to put on their legs and then they can just "wipe" the hair off, > since it's not cut, it is supposed to last longer than shaving. > > > I got tired of shaving my head one year when I was on contract in Kansas, so I thought, hey what the > hell, I'll give it a go. Was up most of the nite, so I didn't get started until around midnite or > so. Product says leave on 20 minutes at max (or some shit like that), So I figured 20 minutes would > do the job. Lathered up my head, let it sit, then went to "wipe" it off, Well, it does > work...kinda. Left a bunch of patch bits, so I thought I should do it again. Repeated the process, > but this time when I went to "gently wipe" it off, I took the towel by both ends and ripped it back > and forth like I polishing my head. Woohoo most of the hair came off along with several layers of > skin I'd reckon. By then my scalp was on fire, and I still had a handprint of hair missing from the > front, where I had done the first wipe. All I could do was prop a pillow up and lean against the > wall. Had to wear a bandana to work the next day, and was of course sent home... oh well live and > learn. hmmm wonder if I can get it waxed? :) > > Crit > > > > > ------------------------------------ > Tuesday, December 3, 2002, 6:01:13 AM, you wrote: > > SG> Help us UK peeps out .. wtf is Nair ? > > SG> SteG. > > SG> -----Original Message----- > SG> From: Critz [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > SG> Sent: 03 December 2002 11:02 > SG> To: CF-Community > SG> Subject: Re: Virus Warning - Honest it is > > > SG> oi Philip!! > > PAA>> It will replace your shampoo with Nair > > > SG> I would just like to state that the above is a very very bad thing, and can > SG> be extremely painful and > SG> cause a person to not be able to lay down properly for about 3 days.......or > SG> so I've heard :) > > > SG> Crit > > > > > SG> ------------------------------------ > SG> Tuesday, December 3, 2002, 5:02:37 AM, you wrote: > > PAA>> If you receive an e-mail entitled "HOLYCOW," delete it immediately. Do > PAA>> not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only > SG> erase > PAA>> everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on > SG> disks > PAA>> within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of > PAA>> your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the > PAA>> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any > PAA>> CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call > PAA>> only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. > SG> It > PAA>> will drink ALL your beer. > > PAA>> FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!? > > PAA>> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are > SG> expecting > PAA>> company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with > PAA>> Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your > PAA>> back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will > SG> cause > PAA>> you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun > PAA>> until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing > PAA>> all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable > PAA>> misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. > > PAA>> If the "HOLYCOW" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it > PAA>> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in > PAA>> dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the > PAA>> forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill > PAA>> your skim milk with whole milk. > > PAA>> **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN !!** > > PAA>> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so > PAA>> hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of > PAA>> you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. 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