The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone had gathered, the employer (who understood the benefits of having fun) told the burnt-out staff that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was "Viagra Advertising Slogans". The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans (those originally written for other products) which captured the essence of Viagra; slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and had created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. Their Top Ten List: 10. Viagra ... Whaazzzzz Up! 9. Viagra ... The quicker pecker upper 8. Viagra, Like a Rock 7. Viagra ... When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra ... Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra ... Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra ... Strong enough for a man; but, made for a woman. 3. Viagra ... Tastes great! More filling! 2. Viagra ... We bring good things to life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your penis ... This is your penis on drugs. Any questions? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
