bwahahahah - nice one Mathew.
> -----Original Message----- > From: Matthew Small [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:26 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to... > > > Whoa there, Trent! > > Matthew Small > IT Supervisor > Showstopper National Dance Competitions > 3660 Old Kings Hwy > Murrells Inlet, SC 29576 > 843-357-1847 > http://www.showstopperonline.com > > -----Original Message----- > From: William Wheatley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 4:26 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: 6th graders learn how to... > > LOL Well the japanese are a little extreme and they have already been > nuked > so they are grandfathered in :) > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Matthew Small" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:59 PM > Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to... > > > > You act like that's original to the US. IIRC, at one time in Japan, > the > > first sexual acts that a young man encountered were with his mother. > > > > Matthew Small > > IT Supervisor > > Showstopper National Dance Competitions > > 3660 Old Kings Hwy > > Murrells Inlet, SC 29576 > > 843-357-1847 > > http://www.showstopperonline.com > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: William Wheatley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:55 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Re: 6th graders learn how to... > > > > Oh my goddddd america should really be nuked off the map lol > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Matthew Small" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:28 PM > > Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to... > > > > > > > Here's one for you... > > > > > > I get home from watching LOTR last night, it's about > 12:30AM. I turn > > on > > > the tube, and it's on HBO already. I start watching - > the show is a > > > documentary (sexumentary???) about the brothels in Nevada. It > > interviews > > > the girls, shows the madams, etc. > > > The very first thing I see is this guy, about 25 or so, talking > > > to this prostitute. It turns out he is a virgin. His MOTHER is > > paying > > > for this trip for him. After the act, HBO interviews the both of > > them. > > > The guy is saying : "I'm going have a lot more confidence now that > > I've > > > been with a woman." The mother chimes in: "Now when we go to the > > clubs > > > you won't just sit there and be so shy." > > > HBO asks: what did you do? They guy says: "Well, you know, we > > > talked and then I...[he stops, looks at his mom]" Mother picks up: > > "Did > > > what? Go ahead and say it!" HE says: "Ate her XXXXXX" She says > "That's > > > so great." > > > > > > Anybody else see this last night? > > > > > > Matthew Small > > > IT Supervisor > > > Showstopper National Dance Competitions > > > 3660 Old Kings Hwy > > > Murrells Inlet, SC 29576 > > > 843-357-1847 > > > http://www.showstopperonline.com > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Cantrell, Adam [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:18 PM > > > To: CF-Community > > > Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to... > > > > > > "Linda Harley, mother of Caitlin, an 11-year-old girl who attended > > > Chedoke > > > Middle School..." > > > > > > You can almost tell the protectiveness of a parent by the name of > > their > > > child - Caitlin is right up there with Dakota and Kirsten (not > > Kristen). > > > > > > Reminds me of this one show on television about this mom and her > > > grown-up > > > looking son Stuart. Somebody help me out with the exact name. > > > > > > "Stuart, that's not how we treat strangers don't ya know!!" > > > > > > puke. > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 2:01 PM > > > > To: CF-Community > > > > Subject: 6th graders learn how to... > > > > > > > > > > > > I was never taught this in the sixth grade... :( > > > > > > > > http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?id=AA3F7B23-96C1-4 > > > > 490-9BDF-2265AB9A7235 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
