Mom probably could have saved some money and taught him... :P
At 03:28 PM 12/18/2002 -0500, you wrote:
>Here's one for you...
>
>I get home from watching LOTR last night, it's about 12:30AM. I turn on
>the tube, and it's on HBO already. I start watching - the show is a
>documentary (sexumentary???) about the brothels in Nevada. It interviews
>the girls, shows the madams, etc.
> The very first thing I see is this guy, about 25 or so, talking
>to this prostitute. It turns out he is a virgin. His MOTHER is paying
>for this trip for him. After the act, HBO interviews the both of them.
>The guy is saying : "I'm going have a lot more confidence now that I've
>been with a woman." The mother chimes in: "Now when we go to the clubs
>you won't just sit there and be so shy."
> HBO asks: what did you do? They guy says: "Well, you know, we
>talked and then I...[he stops, looks at his mom]" Mother picks up: "Did
>what? Go ahead and say it!" HE says: "Ate her XXXXXX" She says "That's
>so great."
>
>Anybody else see this last night?
>
>Matthew Small
>IT Supervisor
>Showstopper National Dance Competitions
>3660 Old Kings Hwy
>Murrells Inlet, SC 29576
>843-357-1847
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>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Cantrell, Adam [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 3:18 PM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: RE: 6th graders learn how to...
>
>"Linda Harley, mother of Caitlin, an 11-year-old girl who attended
>Chedoke
>Middle School..."
>
>You can almost tell the protectiveness of a parent by the name of their
>child - Caitlin is right up there with Dakota and Kirsten (not Kristen).
>
>Reminds me of this one show on television about this mom and her
>grown-up
>looking son Stuart. Somebody help me out with the exact name.
>
>"Stuart, that's not how we treat strangers don't ya know!!"
>
>puke.
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 2:01 PM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: 6th graders learn how to...
> >
> >
> > I was never taught this in the sixth grade... :(
> >
> > http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?id=AA3F7B23-96C1-4
> > 490-9BDF-2265AB9A7235
> >
> >
>
>
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