hahaha how true :) We should disband congress and return to become a british colony. All our gun crime will go away under the wonderful laws of the UK :) Then we can have tea everyday at highnoon!!
j/k lol ----- Original Message ----- From: "Timothy Heald" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 10:59 AM Subject: RE: Hot dang, those were the days.... > It actually fits well with congress' place in our system. > > They have forcible congress with us all the time. > > Getting f*&ked. > > Tim > > -----Original Message----- > From: Stephenie [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 10:55 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Hot dang, those were the days.... > > > What does this mean? > > Should your husband suggest congress, then, agree humbly all the while > being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a > woman's. > > Congress? Is that slang for...um....uh..... <blush> > > > ~~ > Stephenie > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Adam Reynolds [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 5:57 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Hot dang, those were the days.... > > > This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for > girls, which was printed in the UK in 1963...... > > > "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as > possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your > tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have > to do for his train, but remember to look your best when going to bed. > > Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you > need to apply face cream or hair rollers, wait until he is asleep before > doing so, as it can be shocking for a man last thing at night. > > When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your > husband, it is important to remember your marriage vows and in > particular, your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to > sleep immediately afterwards, then so be it. In all things be led by > your husband's wishes. > > Do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. > > Should your husband suggest congress, then, agree humbly all the while > being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a > woman's. > > When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself is > encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that > you may have had. > > Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be > obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by maintaining > silence. > > It is likely that your husband will fall promptly asleep after relations > have concluded, so once he is fast asleep, adjust your clothing, freshen > up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then > set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. > This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he > awakes." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
