And what you do with Mr Fun is your business too!! :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Candace Cottrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 10:41 AM Subject: Re: Hot dang, those were the days....
> Bill, what you do in your personal time is your business.... ;) > > Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer > The Children's Medical Center > One Children's Plaza > Dayton, OH 45404 > 937-641-4293 > http://www.childrensdayton.org > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 1/8/2003 10:37:04 AM >>> > no no > After you've strapped the wife upto the rack. Make sure get get the > candles > and feathers and riding crop > and be prepared for a long night! > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Candace Cottrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 10:30 AM > Subject: RE: Hot dang, those were the days.... > > > > When your husband falls asleep in the Lazy-boy after a rough evening > of > > Beer, pretzels, and football, retire to the bedroom and get Mr. Fun > from > > beneath the mattress.... > > > > Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer > > The Children's Medical Center > > One Children's Plaza > > Dayton, OH 45404 > > 937-641-4293 > > http://www.childrensdayton.org > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 1/8/2003 10:08:51 AM >>> > > Anyone care to speculate on how this would read today? > > > > "When retiring to the bedroom..." > > > > M > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Adam Reynolds [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 5:57 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Hot dang, those were the days.... > > > > > > This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for > > girls, > > which was printed in the UK in 1963...... > > > > > > "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly > as > > possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your > > tired > > husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to > do > > for > > his train, but remember to look your best when going to bed. > > > > Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If > you > > need > > to apply face cream or hair rollers, wait until he is asleep before > > doing > > so, as it can be shocking for a man last thing at night. > > > > When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your > > husband, it > > is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular, your > > commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep > immediately > > afterwards, then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's > > wishes. > > > > Do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. > > > > Should your husband suggest congress, then, agree humbly all the > while > > being > > mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. > > > > When he reaches his moment of fulfilment, a small moan from yourself > > is > > encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment > that > > you > > may have had. > > > > Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be > > obedient > > and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by maintaining > silence. > > > > It is likely that your husband will fall promptly asleep after > > relations > > have concluded, so once he is fast asleep, adjust your clothing, > > freshen up > > and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then > set > > the > > alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This > > will > > enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes." > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
